I want to put this on my back lawn.



I can just see it all done up…plush, padded, soundproof, air conditioned interior; heavy duty sound system; beer fridge; library; networked to the house; steam jets around the base and flashing, rotating spotlights and a fucking BIG lock on the door.

Imagine it, if you will… when the kids piss me off I can just say, “Right, that’s it, Im off back to the Mothership", hop inside, close the hatch. roll up a doob and grab a beer, power up the lights, thrusters and Pink Floyd and just fly away from everything.

**sigh**

When I win Lotto…



Yeah Baby