:: Monday, February 07, 2005

Not terribly PC, you understand...


UNIT MATHS EXAM (AMENDED FOR OTARA HIGH SCHOOL)


Name:__________________ Gang:__________________

Question One:
Ofa has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

Question Two:
Setu has 20 grams of cocaine and if he sells an '8 ball' to Habib for 320 and 2 grams to Rangi for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

Question Three:
Junior is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Tasi can support his $800 a day crack habit?

Question Four:
Kani wants to cut his 1/4 Kg of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many grams of cut will he need?

Question Five:
Whetu gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Commodore and $100 for a Ford. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 Fords, how many Commodores will he have to steal to make the $1,000 required for his new subwoofers to go in the WRX?

Question Six:
Sonny is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his de facto wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the stupid bitch for spending his money?

Question Seven:
If the average spray can covers 22 feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 paint cans?

Question Eight:
Kepa knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Kepa knocked up?

Question Nine:
How many eyebrows does Hepi have?

Question Ten:
How many razors does Tonga who is now 24 and in the eleventh grade, need to use for his face and back, if every year he has had to use 7 more razors than the last? He started shaving at 13 yrs of age with 9 shavers.


You have 4 days to complete this test. This is an open book test.
Good Luck...