A Kiwi, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from same one twice".

The Aussie, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in 'straaaaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Kiwi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Australian and says "In New Zealand we have so many f***ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."