Fuck this for a joke. Where do they find these medical professionals?

We know what they do to their monkeys...

I can visualise a Monty Python of that.... "What are you doing with that monkey, boy?" I'm giving it a darn good spanking, Sir"

I understand the Russian teddy bears now.

Now, about those Medieval Monks...birch twigs...chanting etc...

Q. How many zen monks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The change must come from within.