Feeling like a little melange of links?

Tough, here are some anyway. Only the sickest and saddest for my favourite sick puppies :-)

This one is sad - it's the "new trend" in inner city living in Auckland.
Sardines on toast, anyone?

This one is really sick. It's about identical twins swapping body parts for entertainment.
Need a hand, anyone?

This wee guy just made a total pig of himself.
Hay baby, whaddya know.

These guys can help you if you are having a bad relationship.
Bummer.

Why surprise ain't a good thing (550KB download video)
Bigger bummer.

And this lot are thinking outside the square.

That's enuff stumbling. My toes are hurting.


Dr. Jones, from Encino, dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there he sees a long line waiting to get in. He thinks for a moment and decides that the line shouldn't apply to doctors, so he walks to the front and confronts St. Peter.

St. Peter says "Why aren't you in line?"
The doctor replies, "I'm Doctor Jones from Encino, I should be able to go right in."
St Peter tells him "I don't care who you are, go wait in line."

Upset, Dr. Jones, returns to the end of the line. He's not there long when he sees another doctor, dressed in scrubs and a mask, walk right to the front of the line and go in the gate.

Dr. Jones immediately goes to the front where St. Peter says "Now what is it?"
"Didn't you hear me when I said I was Dr. Jones from Encino?"
"Yes, so?"
"Well, how come that other doctor got right in?"
"What other doctor?" asks St. Peter.
"The one with the scrubs and mask?"

St. Peter thinks for a moment and then his eyes light up in realization. "Oh, that was God, sometimes he likes to pretend He's a doctor."