I was just thinking, you know that guy Craig Busch aka The Lion Man who ripped off the ticket buyers of his piss-poor excuse of a road show for $12 a head that the kids went to a few months back? Well, he's called the Lion Man, right?

And then there's the Crocodile Hunter who behaves like he paddles in the shallow end of the gene pool.

So, if Mark got a zoo license, he'd be a natural for the Next Big Animal TV Show Host. He could talk circus to you for a very long time.

But we'd have to find a name for him. Actually, I can think of a lot of names for him, but most of them aren't very acceptable in polite company.

You get that on the big jobs

Now there's a name for him; "The Big Jobbie Man". We'd probably have to get a widescreen TV to truly appreciate the scope of it.

He'd be up to his kiesters in big jobbies if he got an elephant.