There is a God and She is very good :-)

Asswipe is selling what is left of his smacked up MG Midget car on Trade Me. He's been trying to sell both sets of his MG personalised plates for weeks and no one wants them, now he's trying to sell off the rest of his latest fuck up as well. It's almost a year since he smashed it up last time and spent well in excess of $5K to get it fixed and on the road for Targa last year, even though he couldn't pay me wages he owed me because all his company couldn't afford it - hardly surprising when all the money was going into his precious race car, and now his race car is all pranged up.

Oh dear, how sad, good fucking job. It couldn't happen to a more deserving wanker.

This is what it looked like last time he fell off the road.


At least he didn't have his 12 year old daughter in the car then, unlike this time. Kids have no place co-piloting a race car.

One of his adverts says "selling due to change of model". From the some of what else he is selling it looks like he is going to race the MR2 instead. Maybe he just doesn't have the balls to fix and drive the Midget again; perhaps he thinks it's trying to kill him.

Perhaps it is. He should have called it "Christine".

I wonder what poor sucker he's screwing around with now?