Noooooooooo, this post is not about sex! It's about quitting smoking.

I have come to the conclusion that, as the price of everything is going up and I keep getting these chest infections and it's my only vice and the last thing I gain any pleasure from, that smoking has to go. It's nasty, you know.

So, I am going to out myself as once more I attempt kill this craving for noxious nicotine (lurve that alliteration huh) in front of the whole world.

All 3.67 of you.

It's really easy. I did it before, you know, lots of times.

So I am going to attempt to each day introduce a new feature, facet or positive affirmation on my journey to being a non-smoker. Well, for however long it lasts, anyway.

Be quiet, even I can manage one day without a cigarette. Oh ye of little faith.

So my Non Smokers Daily Digest for today, Day One, is:

Who needs cigarettes when you aren't smoking them after sex?