What do you do when it's almost 2 in the morning and you've woken up all shuddery and juddery on the inside and you've got a cold and your throat hurts and your ears are sore and everything is aching and you just know this is gonna be one of those nights?

You do what I do, of course and get out of bed, make some hot milk, roll up a doob and bore the shit out of any poor schmuck who visits your blog!

Don't you do that too?

Ok, I've stumbled you some new weirdness, just in case you're as deviant bored as me:

READ all about the cheerleaders arrested after bathroom sex!

LEARN a whole new set of pathetic excuses to save your sorry ass!!

BE ASTOUNDED at the things you can buy from a vending machine in Japan!!!

GENERATE your very own church sign!!!!

(OK, so that one was pretty stink...)

SEE the Bible come to life in Lego!!!!!

BECOME ENTHUSED by the new generation in bathroom decorations!!!!!!

GET LOST in Ebaums World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN OUT OF exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and finally go back to bed.

PS did you know... that today is the anniversary of a ship from New Zealand bringing the 1918 influenza epidemic to Western Samoa, killing 7542, about twenty percent of the population by the end of the year. 20,000,000 people were killed from the epidemic globally, including half a million Americans.