No, actually I don't fake orgasm for anything but I had a black t-shirt with that printed on it in bright pink. Mark probably remembers that. It certainly gave me a giggle when I wore it. But that's beside the point right now.

Flatty? You were visitor #4500 today. Congratulations.

I bet you didn't think there was a prize for that, hmmm?

Good, cos there isn't. I'm just yanking ya chain.

I'm tricky like that.

That's 4500 views / 514 days... ahhhh shit, YOU do the math.

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