I wish they would put the Muppets back on TV. Then they could bring us little gems like these...

Alcohol


Cigarettes (and it sez 'bum')


and Ghostly Gamblers breaking even


They wouldn't even screen that episode with Kenny Rogers doing The Gambler on TV any more. It might encourage your average toddler run up to the booze barn to get a bottle of whisky and some smokes. It's lucky toddlers can't drive, though; with petrol so expensive now they wouldn't be able to afford the gas.