Like bunnies?

How about pink bunnies?

What about HUGE pink bunnies?


Viennese art group Gelatin designed the giant soft toy and say it was "knitted by dozens of grannies out of pink wool".

Some people in England are having trouble with their Pink Pussycat

But it's all good; the vet says it's not toxic.

They are a bit sheepish in Romania.

Well the bloke with a 5-legged sheep is, anyway. He's hoping for a spot in the Guinness Book of Records, but that's ok cos the Croats have a bear that knocks on doors to get people to let him in. Three times in fact. I shit you not. Meanwhile back in Romania they feed their bears chocolate to make them stay away. I think the Croatian bear is in the wrong country.

Dalmatians in China ride their own motorbikes.

Its owner says the dog can drive for about 200 metres at speeds of up to 5mph.

An Indian couple, Shamsher and Diana got married in a huge tent bedecked with jasmine flowers in a traditional Hindu ceremony in Jaipur after meeting on the internet. What's so different about that? They are Labrador dogs.

In Chile, they are giving first aid courses for dog owners; included is training on how to give your dog mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Mind you, there's a woman in England that gives goldfish mouth-to-mouth.

Gay rights groups in Germany have won the battle to stop a pair of gay penguins being forced into a heterosexual lifestyle and now they are living happily ever after in the Bremerhaven Zoo.

Patrick FitzWilliam and William FitzPatrick, perchance?

But the biscuit tonight goes to the Australian woman who has invented a gadget to train cats to use the toilet.


I shall bite my lip now. Very hard.